blapps

(verb) to blapps, to push the lips of a friend or adversary down until they spring back up and make a clapping sound. This should only be done while quoting the lyrics of a famous song with a key word changed to 'blapps'

Hey Dave... 'Blapps life'. Or, oi john... 'blapps is in the air..' (shuddder)

by Wes Gleeson December 26, 2005

Blapples

From the comedy "The Promotion" starring Seann William Scott and John C. Reilly. Some black apples in the bunch...

Richard Wehlner: Oh, don't worry about it...it was just some black apples...

Black guy: Black apples?

Wehlner: I said bad ones? I meant blat, blatch...blapples.

by xxjudexx January 27, 2010

Cappy Blappy

A nickname used to describe capybaras (plural), often used to describe two capybaras named Gort and Quandale Dingle from the Urban Rescue Ranch in Waco, TX.

OMG ZADDY LOOK AT THEM FINE CAPPY BLAPPYS 😍😍😍

by CappyBlappy July 4, 2022

Blapper

A loud v-twin motorcycle, typically a Harley-Davidson, whose exhaust note makes a "blap-blap-blap-blap" sound.

Plug your ears, here comes a buncha grey-beards on their blappers.

by Archetyp0 July 7, 2021

Blapish

When you have already gone to the bathroom.. but just can't leave your house. .. because your anus is going to probably puke AGAIN any minute...

I don't dare get on my ride and go out for the night because I still feel kind of Blapish....

by SorryNoVanilla February 9, 2021

Happy Blapping

Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.

Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"

by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006

blapse

to hit, punch. from the greek blapto - to hurt or harm

I blapsed this rudeboy

by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003