bitch cake

A distraction used to shut up a whiny little pussy (of the male persuasion)

God Trevor wont shut up about his window treatments... somebody give him some bitch cake so i can watch the damn game.

by Bitch Bakers July 1, 2004

Bitch Cakes

crazy; bitchy; to become annoyed

Originated in Season 2 of News Radio. Quote:

Beth: If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch cakes.
Lisa: Bitch cakes?
Beth: I just made that up. Think it's gonna catch on?

It hasn't.

by Jakob Harvey April 25, 2006

bitch-cakes

To go bitch-cakes is somewhat synonymous with to throw a hissy fit but crazier and with an implication of a physical outburst

Coined by Beth on NewsRadio

Beth: "If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch-cakes."

by Kathryn January 18, 2004

Bitch cakes

What you call your friend when he is being soft as f***.

After being invited to brunch and mimosas, bitch cakes said no I'm mowing my mother's lawn.

by Bitcscakes May 15, 2016

bitch-cake

verb.
Chase Smith (thats it just Chase)

"Dude you are such an inbred balding donkey rapeing bitch-cake!"

by Pvt. Donut January 24, 2004

Bitch cakes

Tiny pancakes, half-dollar size; that are made after a long night of drinking and smoking. The logic behind them is a greater syrup to pancake ratio.

Scott: Im so hungover, but great job on these bitch cakes DJ.

by Domestries Wall December 28, 2007

Bitch Cakes

n. Term used for a group of two or more women who are bitchy... Cakes.

"You don't want to meet my friends... They're such bitch cakes."

by Robert Akins September 13, 2004