beats my meat

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat

by white firecracker April 20, 2017

beat my meat

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

Beat my meat

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018

Beat my Meat

Where you are eating a burger, and the meat has been finished before the bun has.

"Ahh Joe, I've beat my Meat !"

"Ahh not again!"

by goncamble October 31, 2019

Beating my meat

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*

by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

beat my meat

beating of ones meat by one also known as jacking off

nick h: hey rossi what r u doing when u get home
rossi: i'm going to beat my meat while wacthing xxx

by anymnos 123 December 16, 2007

beat my meat

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011