beardbeard

A straight appearing couple, often celebrities, in the media, government or sensitive cultural arenas where discretion is required, who are both closeted down low gays, and use each other for convenient cover.

No one believed it but I knew for a fact that the pop star/super model power couple were both gay; it was a beardbeard marriage.

by RobRoy October 21, 2015

beardbarian

A barbaric man, usually coming from mountain communities (or in Canada) that has a kick ass beard that's used in order to show dominance. One usually earns said beard, even ladies, though these are usually called Mrs. Beardy's.

Usually rages at trees, wildlife, fucking elves, and a lot of other shit. Also has an ax used for combat/logging.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that guy with the beard and the furs?
Person 2: Yeah, that's the Beardbarian!

by MoonClaw12 September 30, 2017

Beardtard

The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.

1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!

by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010

bedbeard

when your beard is extra scruffy and unkempt after waking up

just like bed head, only for your face manliness

I had some nasty bedbeard this morning.

by ksquared303 January 25, 2009

bearbear

one that shows affection and a raw sense of power at the same time.

hey emily you're my bearbear

by shellsheldonshell November 6, 2007

Beardstard

A bearded bastard

That hipster beardstard with his wanky capufucklatte is getting on my tits.

by Beardstard April 6, 2020

Beardstard

Bearded bastard. Bit of cunt really.

My boss is a total beardstard. Comes so close when he rips me a new one that I see is a food hoarder and hiding it in the ginger rats nest on his face.

by Beardstard April 6, 2020