absolute unit

Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.

In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.

by Jak_22 January 4, 2018

absolute unit

A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.

“Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”

by Jessi Duke June 16, 2018

absolute unit

Someone who exhibits a large amount of power.

Did you just see that girls throw? She’s an absolute unit!

by blondebhabe June 3, 2018

Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.

Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by BigWhomas September 29, 2018

Absolute Unit

Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.

Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE!
Sheriff: Send 'Him' out.
*Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee*
*Suspect immediately turns himself in*

by Yobbbh August 23, 2018

Absolute Unit

Someone THICC and BIGG.

“Hey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?”

“Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”

by Panda Halo June 15, 2018

Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
e.g. Martin Najemi

Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by AbsoluteUnit999 February 11, 2020