A Steve Jobs

Occurs when several guys are gang-banging a girl at once, in multiple orifices. All at once, they pull out and cum all over her i-phone.

Me and a few bros pulled a Steve Jobs on this girl last weekend, she lost like 500,000 contacts. *high five

by Alexander Thomas Yarbrough April 16, 2008

A Steve Jobs

This is a modified version of the Hot Carl. Except this is completed while two individuals are speaking to one another on their iPhone's using the application FaceTime. While speaking to one another, one of the two people will proceed to defecate on their iPhone. Thus, performing an electronic version of the Hot Carl

Earlier today I was talking with my girlfriend over FaceTime and gave her a Steve Jobs. She loved it!

by Pyriel66 June 24, 2011

A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)

"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"

by BullyWeener March 19, 2017

a steve jobs blowjob

When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.

What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.

Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again

by ricerose January 6, 2011

Pulling a Steve Jobs

Too blame a failed demonstration on too many wifi hotspots.
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference

Shigeru Miyamoto's translator was Pulling a Steve Jobs when he blamed the poor control response on too many wifi connections while demonstrating Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at E3.
06/15/2010 - E3

by Daitenzin June 18, 2010

A Stevejob

The Stevejob is a sex act in which one partner uses a vibrating Apple product as a dildo and penetrates the other partner's sexual orifice of choice.

"Michael just gave Emily a Stevejob... He might wanna clean his phone case after that."

by SkeuZ September 2, 2014