a hodge

dicksucker, of the homosexual orientation.

chickenhead, a person who gives massive fellatio, like a hodge.

by yamotha' December 25, 2008

as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory

Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."

Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.

Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

by Ur waifu June 7, 2016

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

hope his next shite's a hedgehog

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009

look like a rat peeping through a hedge

Has a large unruly beard.

Liverpool (UK) slang

Get a shave, you look like a rat peeping through a hedge.

He looks like a rat peeping through a hedge.

by Albert Stein February 6, 2008

A Hodnett

this is when a crystal meth taking scientist takes his weed obsessed skinless son out on a family day out searching for newts, bats and nessle in trees searching for young children to pray on and strike.

'is that a Hodnett over there...? Erghh look at his sons skinless crotch'

by Stevie Gree December 3, 2009

Shits a hedgehog

To wish the pre-mentioned act upon someone getting right on your nipple ends.

'Bob told the gaffer I got away sharp yesterday, and I got a right bollocking, I hope he shits a hedgehog today'

by Dabhand August 28, 2009