wisers

1. god almighty's own piss.
2. canadians make the best whisky.

dude 1: man, whatd you do last night?

dude 2: got a 40 oz. of wisers, and tapped your sister in all her orifices.

dude 1: man i heard nothing after you said wisers.

dude 2: yeah its godly, lets go pitch on a 40 right now and i can tell you the details

dude 1: awsome!

by shelmet May 26, 2009

non the wiser

When sb is not in the known.

- I got sb to forge the paint and the buyers ar non the wiser.

by Im anonymous:) February 4, 2022

None the Wiser

The classic game of covert, brazen fapping in a relaxed hangout with two or more conscious and unsuspecting friends present. One is most successful under a blanket or snuggie, suppressing urges of heavy breathing, distinctive skin-clapping noises, and the desire to turn the pornhub mobile volume higher. The burden of proof rests with the masturbater (henceforth known as the fooler) in presenting a seawater scented tissue or pair of boxers upon completion. In coastal regions, where this smell is continually airborne, the fooler may show their freshly dripping partial to their peers to chalk up a win.

Tanio: "Ha! You guys are none the wiser! Get a whiff of this!"
Mxke Purp: "Doesn't count. I pointed out your phallic shadow cast on the wall to Nandy a minute ago. We let you finish out of courtesy."
Tanio: "Fine, I'll get my parents on the ride home."

by Banandy June 18, 2014

jack wiser

an absolute stud... has multiple girlfriends and gets mad guapo

damn, I wish I was Jack Wiser.

by grrrrrrr burrrrr May 8, 2019

There's wiser eating grass

A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).

Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.

Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.

by Grass-eater August 26, 2022

Wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

An expression you use after you prove that you are right. Or prove yourself to be an intellectual

I won the spelling be, I guess I’m wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

by Nobody for the mirror January 10, 2021

O.W.L older wiser lesbian

A lesbian, usually over 30, that is often sort after for advice on lifestyle, relationships, home improvement and fixing Subaru’s

Jess spoke to an O.W.L older wiser lesbian

as her Subaru needed an oil change

by ..Jess.. July 7, 2024