walmart's neck

the aching feeling in the neck from where one has played the demo games at walmart for way too long

dude, clary, let's bounce bro. i'm gettin major walmart's neck from guitar hero

by dippin dots August 21, 2007

Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)

Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"

by The Original Fin January 21, 2015

Basil's Walmart

When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.

Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")

Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.

by WarWeasel August 29, 2024

Walmart Security

A person who greets you when you enter Walmart, who later on checks you upon leaving to make sure you haven't got 4 bottles of Robitussin as opposed to 3.

"Excuse me sir, I'm going to have to see your receipt."

by Walmart Security July 15, 2005

Walmart Santa

The act of placing random objects in other people's shopping carts.

Bobs: "How was shopping on Black Friday?"
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."

by Sparkyb9875 December 16, 2008

Walmart Smile

That smile that is plastered upon the face of every Walmart employee that roams the building. If you work there, you smile or you get fired.

Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

Jim: Did you see that guy's smile? It looked kinda creepy..

Dave: I used to work here, that's called the Walmart smile. You smile or you're fired.

Jim: Oh...

by Mr_Keeb August 16, 2010

walmart survivor

game played by a group of friends at a Walmart Super center.

Said group must stay in the Walmart as long as you can living off things in Walmart untill you are kicked out or you just can't take it anymore and leave on your own on a "walk of shame". The last one inside is the winner.

I lasted for three days in the walmart survivor before I was kicked out for bathing in the bathroom....

by Lemon-T, AKA Lemont, AKA L-T June 27, 2010