Wildfires

Thinking that nobody can extinguish wildfires and tell them to fuck themselves is cockiness/arrogance, ignorance, or both.

Wildfires don't burn forever even if it's not extinguished. Its pretentious to think that they will.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Wildfires

Thinking that nobody can extinguish wildfires and tell them to fuck themselves is cockiness/arrogance, ignorance, or both.

Wildfires don't burn forever even if it's not extinguished. Its pretentious to think that they will. Stomping your feet won't do anything to a fire that's still burning, anymore than it will do anything about injustice. The fire has to be extinguished before stomping on the embers does anything.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Colorado wildfire

A sexual act in which, just before the man ejaculates, He lights the womans pubic hair on fire, Then extngiushes it with his fire hose of cum. Saving the day as as a firefighter.

I put out her colorado wildfire last night.

by Fire Slayer May 19, 2011

Sierra Wildfire

The sexual act of defecating on one's partner. Particularly if the excrement is massive and remains undisturbed in it's cylindrical form. Origin: The act in itself is to populate your partner's chest with large hot steaming logs of poo, this is in direct correlation with the event of a wildfire in the sierra forest which would expectedly result in hot and steamy giant sequoias populated throughout.

Becky to Alicia: "Oh my god. I think tonight's the night that Bobby is going to give me my first Sierra Wildfire. I hope they're big."

by squatchnextdoor October 7, 2011

pubic-wildfire

When one long pube gets lit on fire and causes a chain reaction of fire that spreads through out your body.

Dude, my i had such a bad pubic-wildfire yesterday. Hence the missing eyebrow.

by KEeeEEEEeeeeeEe January 11, 2012

California Wildfire

A sex position where the male puts lighter fluid on his penis and lights it on fire and you see how long you can last.

Jim: “Hey bro you have fun last night?”
Tom: “yeah bro me and my girl did California wildfire last night and I lasted a whole 9 seconds but now I’ve got second degree burns”
Jim: “nice nibba”

by BrandonHunter April 30, 2019

Louisiana Wildfire

The act of lighting your partners pubes on fire, and putting the fire out with your cum.

She wanted a hot evening, so I gave her the Louisiana Wildfire.

by FastyBlasty January 10, 2020