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by AshtyBoi September 6, 2021

when i have time

I'm never gonna do it

Person: can you do the dishes?
Person2: when I have time

by The one and only :) June 27, 2017

When I see you we goin fight

When u see your bf/gf gonna gonna have sex

Aye be ready bc when I see you we goin fight

by Hdkfbdbd March 26, 2017

When I flex I feel my best

A way to express how strong you are. It is the most commonly used phrase in the game OMORI and it was originally said by the planet himself, Pluto. Yet Kel said it better 🙄. KEL deals more damage next turn and increases HIT RATE for his next attack. Costs 10 JUICE.

“When I flex I feel my best” -kel

by Femboylover2 August 14, 2021

When I leave, come together like butt cheeks

Famous quote first uttered by the great Eddie Griffin on the Chappelle Show season two episode seven. When Griffin's character, Grits N' Gravy, recites the line, the character is leaving a dice game because he has lost. The line is the character's finale. To understand the meaning of this line, one must realize that it refers to the act of defecating. When the feces begins to emerge from the anus, the butt cheeks will often part to make room. When the feces leaves the anus, the butt cheeks will close and thus "come together". Through use of extraordinary creativity and brilliant comedic genius, Griffin used his symbolic language to portray his character as "the shit". Griffin's brilliance is can be witnessed first hand as none of the audience in the show laughs.

Grits N' Gravy: When I leave, come together like butt cheeks.

by uhhhjustincase September 10, 2010

when i was little

imagine if a short person said this.

short person: when i was little-
person: *smirks*
short person: >:(

by 420blazingmaster69 September 18, 2023

When I Grow Ups

The "When I Grow Ups"

Common affliction suffered by young adults between years 20-25 of life.

During this time frame, they realize that they are now at a sufficient age where they shouldn't be aspiring to grow up and become something, but actually should be it by now.

Thus suffering the "When I Grow Ups", as they've gotten older, yet never really grown up.

The beat ass stripper at Mens Gallery had been dancing since she was 18; now, at 25 and with no serious career prospects, she realized she had a severe case of the "When I Grow Ups"

by Maddi H February 19, 2009