Vestie

A best friend who you share fun things to do with (and actually do them)

Alaina is my Vestie, we're always going to the coolest events together.
If you don't wanna go I'll just ask my Vestie to go with me.

by TheVestie May 24, 2023

vestie

goddess of thunder and awesome vests

"did you see that girl? her vest is badass"
"yeah, she seems like a total vestie"

by OptimusBonJovi August 16, 2011

Vestie

V(ery best b)estie

Aka your closest and dearest friend.

If you have multiple best friends, your vestie takes that #1 spot.

Out of all my besties, Andy is my vestie and I love him so much.

by sparklybunnyrabbit December 28, 2021

vestie

friend that only wears vests

Have you met Paul?
Omg yes they're my vestie!

by cdoyle1 March 16, 2022

Vestie

Bestie but changed the b into a v in reference to "vro" (A slang term meaning "Very Rare Only." Used in the place of bro. Originated from Broward County. Popular from xxxtentacion's song "Look at me")

Yeah, me and my vestie love eating pizza.

by MrMcChickenMan May 26, 2025

Red Vesting

Not being bothered to muster up enough energy to celebrate a friends moment (Engagement, Pregnancy)

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"Omg Lily, I'm getting married!!"
"Huh, that's cool"
"Wow, stop Red Vesting, you obviously don't care"

"Penny!! I'm Pregnant!!"
"Good for you, So have you seen that new movie?"
"Don't change the subject! This is amazing! Stop Red Vesting!!"

by Brynley December 9, 2013

vestigial buttsack

When a person is born with the parts to form a butt (butt cheeks) but no flesh ever properly forms in it, so that the prson doesn't have the natural roundness of a butt and are therefore forced to sit on the extension of their thighs for lack of a natural butt. Or in simpler terms- lack of butt meat.

Hold on, is that Crystals's thighs or just her vestigial buttsack that's creeping from the top of her jeans when she bends over?

by Zoraya M May 19, 2008