The King of anything Spanish. The one in which women give all there love to and daydream about. The one with all the handsomeness that makes men hate but women love at the same time. The rider of the night and day. The strongest, the best looking, the most charming and The Ruler Of All.
"Girl, I went to the club last nite and left with a real Valenzuela."
"You see the way everybody is looking at that guy? Yea, I've never seen anybody so Valenzuela before."
The man felt blessed to know how much of a Valenzuela he was.
"You see the way everybody is looking at that guy? Yea, I've never seen anybody so Valenzuela before."
The man felt blessed to know how much of a Valenzuela he was.
by TheAyVee September 10, 2018
Honourable surname for people Who love eating and has a huge stomach!😂 Enjojable people to laugh with and with a huge heart. Valenzuelas are the Best! 😌
by Espartana17 December 15, 2016
A bigtime Tool. See: Crackhead, poor father, illegal immigrant. Willing to never pay anybody back and wearer of overpriced cheap cologne.
This Valenzuela just jumped the border.
This Valenzuela needs to go back to Mexico.
This Valenzuela grew up without good parenting.
This Valenzuela needs to go back to Mexico.
This Valenzuela grew up without good parenting.
by Julio Martinez January 26, 2008
by gamernic12 November 15, 2021
Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
Angel Valenzuela To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Valenzuela:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025
Nariobi Valenzuela Is A Behemoth <Bachleetu> For Salma Hayek
Nariobi Valenzuela Is A Behemoth <Bachleetu> For Salma Hayek
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025