Urinus

Not to be confused with the planetary body, Uranus. Urinus (pronounced urine-us) is the term describing an individual who is receiving, or prefers to receive, a golden shower while dressed as a Roman gladiator.

The suffix Maximus may be added to denote an individual who prefers to receive multiple golden showers, whilst dressed as a Roman gladiator, in one continuos or group setting.

"All hail the great Urinus, who doth gargle and swallow!"

"Urinus Maximus glistened as the dew of sunlight dripped from his chin."

"-I went to a toga party last night, found out Joe is a real urinus maximus.

-Really, I thought he was just a ur-anus."

by The Marquis de Carabas May 9, 2010

Uranus

The most underrated planet in the solar system. It has diamond rain, extremely fast winds and an interesting axis tilt. What more could you ask for! Then the poor planet gets laughed at just because it's name sounds like the Latin word for ass.

Me: Uranus is so cool I mean it rains diamonds!
Some kid: HAHAHAHA YOUR ANUS
Uranus: (sad ice giant noises)

by Pure Ultimate March 18, 2020

Rex Uranus

A fictional 1970's porn star with a Magnum P.I. pornstache. He has a talent for life altering anal sex and is wanted in 7 states for manslaughter and assault with a deadly weapon.

Me: "Dude! Why is Tiffany walking funny"
Pete: "She just filmed a scene with Rex Uranus... She's lucky she's no crippled or dead.. That boy is hung like a clown"
Me: "Oh... I once saw Rex blind a camera man with that thing... He should've ducked"

by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

focus on Uranus

Does the Navy use the stars to navigate, or do they just focus on Uranus?

Does the Navy use the stars to navigate, or do they just focus on Uranus?

by I, Wreckerrr February 6, 2021

urinesque

Adjective.
Having qualities associated with urine, such as color, temperature, pH, osmolarity, etc.

That cocktail was delicious, until I looked down and noticed the color was truly urinesque - at which point I decided to call it a night.

by PenguinProf July 23, 2017

Uranus

A planet named by a very innocent man,

the focus of every astronomy joke ever
Renamed in futurama to urectum to stop the jokes

Uranus is a gassy planet

by Washy February 17, 2015

Uranus

The butt end (no pun intended) of every joke about planets in the 5th grade.

5th-grader: "Uranus has several rings surrounding it."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!
5th-grader: "Uranus has a dark, rocky surface."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!

I could go on all day ...

by GaMeRuInEr September 13, 2006