Umami 

Pretentious way to say the 5th flavor humans can identify: savory. Sweet, sour, salty, bitter, savory/umami.

Chef: "the deconstructed steak is a very umami dish"

Customer: "can you not be so pretentious and give me a steak bigger than a baby spoon?"

Umami by Kajidaisymay October 26, 2017

Umami 

A bullshit invited flavor that tv chefs pretend to be able to recognize, but can never define. Due to peer pressure they regurgitate keywords to make it appear that they know what it is, but in reality none of them have a clue.

"Dude I just saw Andrew Zimmern describe some butter as having an umami flavor. Last episode it was mushrooms. I'm pretty sure they are making this shit up as they go."

Umami by Extramedium May 28, 2013

umami 

the tounge can taste 5 diferent things; salty, sweet, bitter, sour, and umami. umami is the flavor that certain meat protiens have. (saw that on good eats)

man that meat has good umami.

umami by Jiggy fly May 12, 2004

umami 

Japanese slang for the flavor well maintained vagina.

I sure like the taste of her sweet umami.

umami by MyTasty November 4, 2008

umami 

Literal meaning: taste sensation that is meaty or savory and is produced by several amino acids and nucleotides (as glutamate and aspartate)

Slang: prounouced "you mommy"
This is the white version of "yo momma!"

After being insulted, Christian yelled, "UMAMI!"

umami by Hoszat November 2, 2007

umami 

The balanced taste of a fine womans asshole

Lisa's asshole had that classic umami flavor

umami by omeganebulapeachpie January 18, 2021

Umami 

The taste of milk and mushrooms combined

This tastes just like umami

Umami by the oof master July 18, 2018