Touch Up

The act of cleaning one's asshole after a day of activity or a possible shart or leaky asshole situtation.

Usually about an hour after eating at Beto's, I am in serious need of a touch up.

I beat my dick off so hard yesterday, that I needed to touch up my swass.

by Capt. Scrotal Tuck February 21, 2009

touch-up

Touch up: to hit or punch someone in a fight.

I had to give that guy a touch-up because he ran his mouth.

by i am me me i am November 15, 2013

touched up

When somebody touches you sexually when there not suppose to.

Today at mosque I was touched up by the Meat Sheik.

by The Moody Poet August 1, 2007

touched up

interfered with.

did you get touched up when you where little?

I touched you up!

You've been touched.

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Touch Up Toke

When you already smoked a joint, but you’ve come down just a bit from your high and you just need a few tokes more to get just as high again. A touch up (like a paint job), a refresher toke.

I know we smoked not long ago but I could use a touch up toke before we start the movie.

by StephRoe April 16, 2020

Pre-launch Touch Ups

After you get to the work place or school when you go to the bathroom in the morning to look at yourself in the mirror to make sure you look good

Courtney: What do we do everyday?

Marcy: Pre-launch Touch Ups?

by skylarskank September 28, 2008

NASA "Touch Up"

Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.

Madonna is getting so old so old her photoshoots require a NASA "Touch Up".

by Faymkonzi June 1, 2019