Tiffy Makes Me Stiffy

when Tiffany makes your dick hard

Person 1 : TIFFY MAKES ME STIFFY HUH
Person 2: ikr she is so hot

by ItsPromo December 6, 2018

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?

Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

by Death Menace May 4, 2023

stiffy tiffy

From the name Tiffany which is the perfect blonde woman. So beautiful and sexy that being around her is so arousing that men always have a stiffy when they are near her. She not only effects men's porn search history. She causes delays in their day after she leaves because masterbation is almost always a must

I was busy but got nothing done because Stiffy Tiffy said hello. So I fapped the rest of the work day.

by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 12, 2022

Taffy Slapped

to be slapped in the face with a flaccid penis

"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."

by manitoo137 September 27, 2011

tuffy shirt

A short sleeved t-shirt with the sleeves cut off for comfort, incidental sun tanning, and/or to promulgate the muscles.

Heffner always preferred to wear a tuffy shirt for outside summer activities.

by bgcecil October 8, 2009

Taffy sac

The consistency of ones scrotum as if the testicles were suspended by a piece of warm taffy

Hey Jason, my taffy sac caused my nuts to take a dip while pinching a loaf.

by Ryan and Beth December 27, 2008

tuffy sticker

Another name for tattoo's. People who have tattoo's will generally have some pain whilst getting them done so are considered tuff and a tattoo can be described as a permanent sticker.

Mike got his first tuffy sticker today of a dragon. What a tough guy.

by holly.o September 1, 2006