Thursday's are for the boys

Something said to females when they try to hang out on any level during a Thursday. Then hanging with the bros taking place at IUPUI.

Lexy: Heyyyy Brandon are you trying to go to Panera tonight?
Brandon: Hell no Thursday's are for the boys!

by Skylerw September 8, 2016

chris's thursday

Morning head followed by golf followed by a couple of adult beverages followed by watching the maid clean the house followed by a little afternoon talk TV like 'Ellen' or 'Springer'.

John had a hard week at work and was looking forward to enjoying a Chris's Thursday this weekend.

by Luanda December 2, 2016

So Happy It's Thursday

A way to say shit when you can't openly swear.

Bill, did you forget to turn in your TPS report? So Happy It's Thursday! I forgot.

by chipf70 February 20, 2011

Thursday Shadow

Similar to the condition of 5 O'Clock Shadow in men, Thursday Shadow describes the built up growth of peach fuzz on the face of a pubescent boy who shaves once a week.

Man, I really need to shave.

Yeah dude, you got a bad case of thursday shadow.

by Ash12345612034 April 2, 2011

Thursday Night Sneak

When someone is in an assumed committed relationship where you don't want to not let them know you are still "looking around" or clubbing and you sneak out during the week to see someone else. This means you are going out on a Thursday night with another person for sexual interests or going clubbing to find one. If your current gf/bf or serious dating person asks to hangout, you play it off like you have no time for them because it's a Thursday during the work week and that you are staying home. You look completely innocent because it's a Thursday but you have to sneak it in on a Thursday to maintain the normal schedule with her/him during the weekend.

This is not where you say a "guys/girl's night out"

Known statistic: In Los Angeles people go clubbing more on Thursday's than any other day!

Example 1: Honey I can't hangout tonight I have work early tomorrow. When I was really thinking, Girl I need to do a Thursday night sneak.

Example 2: Hey Troy, how was your Thursday night sneak yesterday? It was sweet, my girl will never know. I get to see her tonight as usual, (Friday night).

Example 3: Shit, This bar has tons of hotties all GF material. There must be tons of Thursday night sneaks here right now.

by thetruth888 January 11, 2010

Thursday night steak

When u have sex with a female and cum inside of her on Saturday and she doesn’t clean her lady parts until Thursday, but she cleans it with your tongue.

Dude:“Yo Tyler how was that Thursday night steak last night”
Tyler: “Great! I’m still hard”

by Fhsbdndhdbdndj December 11, 2018

Thursday Night Shitefest

The weekly wankathon held in the Unkited Kingdom during the 2020 coronavirus lockdown, to prove which neighbours can caress their own egoes the most vigorously.

Emma didn't take part in the Thursday Night Shitefest because her neighbours made showing support for key workers into a battle between themselves.

by Brucie's Bonus Package May 24, 2020