The oompaloompa

Jon: hey I pulled a oompaloompa yesterday

Joe: Nice, how tall was it? Was it Ashley?

Jon: 3 foot 6

Joe: sheeeeeeeesh

Jon: sheeeeeeeesh

It's when your smashing a short chick and u nut all across her face and her mom and sister run in and put ur nut all over there face. Then they all start running around you singing the oompaloompa theme song

by Kadesgotstds69 April 18, 2021

Catch the Oompa Loompa

A lot like a cleveland steamer, but you try to catch it in mid air.

I hope she had some fiber before we play 'Catch the Oompa Loompa' or its just going to end up a regular old cleveland steamer.

by Coliver December 13, 2007

The Oompa-Loompa-Lady

A female person who is wearing so much spray-tan/any fake tan, she looks like an Oompa-Loompa from the old Willa Wonka films

Hey, Ben... Look at Hannah over there
Oh yeah, she looks like the Oompa-Loompa-lady herself!

by huesicle August 13, 2015

The Oompa Loompa

When your girlfriend ain't good at riding cock so she kinda goes up and down like a oompa loompa

Yo my girl can't ride for shit. She does The Oompa Loompa whenever she tries to do it.

by yyuh December 27, 2018

Catch The Oompa Loompa

When you see (a) orange tinted, spray-tanned Dwarf(s) or midget(s) that you mistake for an Oompa Loompa on the loose. You then proceed to catch the little b*tch in order to get a reward for your deeds...hopefully. Willy Wonka would be proud of your efforts!

Homegirl1: Ohh shit look its a oompa loompa on da loose! Girl we need to return it to Wonka's Chocolate Factory, den we'll get more money den a bitch! Ahh! Lets go Catch the Oompa Loompa !
WhiteLady1: Thats not a oompa loompa! Thats a Midget! Don't be rude!
Homegirl2: Bitch shut the hell up! You a blind ass bitch!
(Homegirl1 + Homegirl2 then push WhiteLady1 out of the way and run after the midget and attack him, throwing him into a garbage bag and slapping him against an object in order to knock him out.)
Homegirl1: Okay now we need to go to fedex or shit!

by Dijonay Jones October 8, 2011

choking the oompa loompa

another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating

Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.

by jeiarr December 25, 2008

The Tallest Oompa Loompa

When someone tends to stand out in the crowd. Usually not in a good way.

Man. You can literally see Tyler’s fucking forehead over this crowd. The tallest oompa loompa right there I think.

by Avery Doddles March 23, 2022