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The Patrick's 

The Patrick's are a group of two of more Patrick's working together in a work place not larger then 100 employees.
"Patrick's" are rare to begin with but together or in three's (extremely rare) are a sisterhood of hilarious outburst, melt downs, and drama.
"I once worked at a car dealership with not just two Patrick's but Three..... oh Boy.... "The Patrick's".... a blessing.
A curse, a dumpster fire... "
The Patrick's by PaddyEvans October 8, 2021
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the patrick star 

The patrick star is when every appendage you have is inside a girl. Basically you are having sex with six girls at the same time using every part of you that you physically can. It is theoretically the most poon a single man can ever snatch.
Friend 1:"Did you here about Jeff?"
Friend 2 :"No man, what happened."
Friend 1: "Dude, he pulled off the patrick star!!!"
Friend 2: "He is a god among men."
the patrick star by Red Rooster Ln January 28, 2016

The Patrick Star award 

An award you give to somebody who has done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else.
Joe Biden should be given the Patrick Star award in honor of his presidency, since he has truly done absolutely nothing for longer than anyone else has. Joey and Patrick are also about on the same level intellectually.

The Patrick Star 

When 3 woman engage in the act of scissoring all together.
Hey Ladies are we going to do The Patrick Start tonight?
The Patrick Star by Artthegreat14 August 31, 2022

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish) 

Also know as "The Raging Starfish," occurs when five men simultaneously penetrate a single man or woman anally. After the act has been completed and the men withdraw their penises, the anus resembles a stretchy starfish.
Peter needed corrective surgery after receiving several Dirty Patricks in one night.

"So then we tried the the Raging Starfish, and I've been wearing diapers ever since" said Cassandra.

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)