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The Felds

An area of moorland where nelly and his accomplice have concealed the bodies of their sexually mutilated child victims since the late 70s, believed to be in the east midlands area.
From my sex dungeon to The Felds, author Nelly Leatherdenim, out now on paperback at waterstones RRP £9.99
by Flaccid December 12, 2007
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fuck the feds

IT MEANS BASICALLY FUCK THE USA FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR IT ESPECIALLY FBI, CIA, NSA, ETC
While in Federal Prison one inmate says to the other inmate FUCK THE FEDS
by SCSA420 June 28, 2014
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Setting the Feldman

Being adequate, satisfactory or normal in any characteristic, circumstance or scenario. The only exception is for good looks, for which the Feldman sets the highest standard, almost unachievable by regular human beings.

In law, the standard of the Reasonably Prudent Feldman has replaced the now outdated Negligence standard.
I got a C on my test today; my professor said I really set the Feldman on it.

I came in 5th out of 10 bowlers in my tournament, and took home the Feldman award.

I've got a decent job, a mid-sized suburban home, a wife and 2.5 kids - I'm really setting the Feldman right now.

Wow, things really got out of hand there for a while! But things are finally starting to return to Feldman again....

DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL AT THE BAR?! There' s no way I even have a chance with her...she totally sets the Feldman!
by Lil' Rank November 5, 2011
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The Feds are watching

The police or the authorities are survailing your person
by Eros McDonald August 22, 2017
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The Feldman

A sly grin that looks strikingly similar to Corey Feldman's appearance on the theatrical poster of "Liscense to Drive," one of the worst movies out of the 80's.
"Man, I'm sorry, but when you told me your mom caught you spanking it, I couldn't help but give The Feldman."
by Tim Carter December 9, 2008
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Stroking The Felisha

A sexual term meaning to stroke your parents minge before sniffing hot glue of your mums dick with your sibling recording the whole thing and masturbating visciously with a spatula
Brother: Remember to start stroking the Felisha when I start recording
by AmbroseTilIDie December 10, 2019
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