The Cheese Sandwich

(Adj) A positive expression inflicted onto a situation or oneself.

Example 1:
Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: Why are you even asking that? You know I'm the cheese sandwich!

Example 2:
Person 1:
Hey did you see that baseball player hit a whammy!?

Person 2: I know man, that was the cheese sandwich!!

by PettyOfficerPoehner March 16, 2009

cheese sandwich

Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.

1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"

2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005

cheese sandwich

v. to love, originating from a converstion in the film love and sex, where saying I love you, is compared to being as ordinary and easy to say as cheese sandwich.

I will always cheese sandwich you

by Geordie Nicole July 6, 2005

cheese sandwich

insertion of a lactating nipple into ones spread open butt cheeks.

oh thats cool, ask her for a cheese sandwich

by virtual raine August 8, 2010

Cheese Sandwich

The phrase cheese sandwich refers to being stuck between two cars when driving on a multi-laned road. The two outer cars attempt to deny the middle drivers ability to pull off the road or to get away.

1) You have just been cheese sandwiched!

2) Cheese sandwhich him so he can't get away!

by Doyuppi September 12, 2009

Cheese sandwich

An insult to describe someone who is stupid and dumb

Jimmy stop being a cheese sandwich!

by Papa John SMOOTH July 22, 2019

cheese sandwiched

When somebody interrupts you while your cooking a grilled cheese which causes you to forget about it so in conclusion makes you burn your sandwich so you throw it on them.

Don't come to my house and get in my face or your ass will get cheese sandwiched.

by ginia eater October 13, 2009