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The place where two people, most of the time of opposite gender, DUKE IT OUT!
Lets get in the bed, honey....
by Loshfbf April 17, 2019
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Dirty Side Of The Bed

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When you run off a batch before going to sleepletting it fly and land where it may— and then roll over to sleep in the clean part of the bed.
You act nonplussed when I told you about my Dirty Side Of The Bed, like you've never laid in your own filth before.
by Stingy Guts October 2, 2023
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Alt: Got up on the wrong side of the bed. (Past Tense)
An expression that is typically used to describe a grumpy or irritable person, especially when the reason for their unhappiness is unknown.

It can also be used to describe when somebody wakes up in a bad mood which then lasts all day, possibly because they didn't get enough sleep or had an unpleasant dream the night before.

The phrase dates back to Ancient Rome, where it was considered bad luck to get out of bed from the left side, which itself originated in a very old superstition saying that everything related to the left-hand side was inherently unlucky. The modern English expression reflects that myth with a tongue-in-cheek play on words, suggesting that a grouchy person must have gotten out of bed on the "wrong" side, as opposed to the "right" side.
"What's with Wendy? She seems annoyed about something."
"I don't know, maybe she got up on the wrong side of the bed today."
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"You're acting like real jerk!"
"Sorry, I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I'm in a bad mood, but it's not your fault."
by Charlie Apples May 28, 2015
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cat on the bed

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female night-time masturbation while partner is there, but unaware.
"is that you dear, or is it just a cat on the bed"
by myk January 28, 2005
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rockin in the bed

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Verb:Making love or having sex

Noun: someone who is good in bed.
John and Nancy were rockin in the bed.

Is your new boyfriend rockin in the bed?
by Abedrocker June 16, 2009
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Ginger haired girls are the best at sex
Friend1: oh your going out with that redhead we met at the bar.

Friend2: you know what they say “red in the head fire in the bed”
by Wilson21 June 13, 2018
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