Telekit

It is a type of kitten that watches day time TV, or a massive telescope, or a kitten that has an 0898 job - it is NOT a conference call.

Check me out, I'm on the phone - this isn't a telekit!!

by Confused Co-Member December 1, 2010

Programming Telekinetically

The practice of programming a computer without touching an input device of any kind, such as a keyboard or mouse. Easily confused with doing nothing at all.

Johnny might be sitting and staring at the computer, or he might be programming telekinetically.

by StanleyCup1967 August 28, 2009

telekinesis

The ability to move objects solely with the power of the mind. Seen in zillions of suspense, horror and sci-fi movies and books, but there's yet no proof it exists in real life.

Wilma: Nicky, would you get me the second volume of the Kinsey report on the top shelf?

Nicky: Get me a ladder then! I can't reach that high, what do you think, I've got telekinesis or something?

by Bluejay Young May 14, 2004

Telekiss

(verb) The act or process of asking or calling someone to let them kiss a beloved-one that they personally can't meet.

My grandma, who lives out-of-state, telekissed us by calling my mom to tell her to kiss my siblings and I for her.

by Asaad Khattab August 29, 2016

TelekinesisPort

To have the ability to move objects with his mind, then transport over to where you moved it to, so then you can use that thing at that place that you moved to
Definition made by Rhett and Link from: Good Myhical Morning

Link: My daddy can teleport.
Rhett: My daddy has telekinesis.
Link: My daddy can TelekinesisPort !

by I.Am.BATMAN March 26, 2017

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013

Telekinetic

Yes, this means moving objects, telepathy is reading minds.
so that idiot below the person below ME is a dumbass

In diablo 2 a sorcress use her Telekinetic ability to move and lift objects,

by ThatEmoKid October 5, 2005