some doll on the Internet who's probably not very smart.
formerly known as REDACTED. they go by Tea mostly, but other names include Alice and Luke.
they like tea and Danganronpa, and hate the cold.
"... why's there just a single avocado in the middle of our backyard, staring at me through the kitchen door menacingly? /j"
- some random quote they've said, I dunno.
they'd probably eat instant ramen and ramble about whatever if ever given the chance (we probably shouldn't give them that).
whether you need legal advice, a medical professional's opinion, or free labor, they're definitely NOT the person for the job for two of those things.
they're a certified M.A.H.O.U. shoujo, reincarnated doll and overall emotional mess.
formerly known as REDACTED. they go by Tea mostly, but other names include Alice and Luke.
they like tea and Danganronpa, and hate the cold.
"... why's there just a single avocado in the middle of our backyard, staring at me through the kitchen door menacingly? /j"
- some random quote they've said, I dunno.
they'd probably eat instant ramen and ramble about whatever if ever given the chance (we probably shouldn't give them that).
whether you need legal advice, a medical professional's opinion, or free labor, they're definitely NOT the person for the job for two of those things.
they're a certified M.A.H.O.U. shoujo, reincarnated doll and overall emotional mess.
"honestly, fuck whoever took the Teapxt handle on X- oh, hey, look, White Rabbit candies!"
- something Tea might've said
- something Tea might've said
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Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"
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You - Hey Uncle Jacob, I'm kinda thirsty, Golden Teapot?
Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.
You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!
Jacob - Well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, I could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. Make your face my toilet seat.
You - Thanks Uncle! You're the best!
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Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
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Bill: umm ok?
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