My T.K's balls

My ass. whatever. not happening. yeah right.

-I'm going to get an A on tomorrow's exam!
- my T.K's balls you will!

by zeinzee May 9, 2011

TK Special

When a girl, rather fat and annoying as fuck, wraps her lips around a chode (a penis wider than it is long) and sucks it for a good 2 hours. 2 hours of nothing but gettin that penis pruney and the guy doesn't cum. AKA TK SPESH.

Dude, she just TK Specialized me for the longest time last night, that my penis looks like a soggy carrot.

by SWAGFLUMANG July 9, 2010

tk strand

a sexy beast

Erin: tk strand is kinda mid

me: *slowly pulls out knife*

by urfavbisexual69 May 17, 2022

Tk-Soon

The meaning of which something will not be done anytime soon, if indeed ever.

"let's just put a tk-soon on it and hope it happens"

by TK January 14, 2004

Tk shit

When you are a stain kid that just smokes all day and works at subway

Damn he on the tk shit. " yea you right"

by Greenxanny January 28, 2019

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad

hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020

I W T D B I D W T K M S

I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

by BAD BITCH HOUR January 12, 2021