In Toronto, Canada, it is by far the softest subway station in a city that is not quite soft. Usually crime and other mischevious activites go down at subway stations, however Chester station is in a soft neighborhood, so nothing ever goes down. It is between Withrow and Riverdale Park, hence its softness. Black people are rarely seen here.
Peter "I saw this nigga get smoked at the subway yesterday"
You "Nothing ever goes down when i use the subway"
Peter "what staion you use?"
You "Chester Subway Station"
Peter "Soft"
You "Nothing ever goes down when i use the subway"
Peter "what staion you use?"
You "Chester Subway Station"
Peter "Soft"
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I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes
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THe "Doggystyle" (assume doggystyle position)
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