Someone who is so socially, academically and full-on physically retarded that they cannot even begin to actually understand how anything functions, even their own spastic mind.
I seem to have tied my shoelaces together, set fire to my hair and also pissed all over my pants in one subic movement. I really am an absolute sube.
by Subername May 05, 2013
The deliberate and obvious act of touching your buttocks to another person or object and preferably getting a picture of the act.
Rules: Sitting on things does not count and farting on people is frowned upon.
Rules: Sitting on things does not count and farting on people is frowned upon.
J: Take a picture of me-I am going to sube this tree.
M: No, you and your teammates should be subing your coach.
M: No, you and your teammates should be subing your coach.
by michbarn July 25, 2011
Short for Subaru, the most awesome car ever. Considerably less lame than other car nicknames such as "caddy" or "jag," possibly because it rhymes with "dude."
by wordshark May 21, 2008
a piece of crap car that cant be judged by its looks. It may look rusty but it is really fast for its engine. It will kill any oldsmobile or ford probe that trys to race it
by paul March 24, 2005
Bumbacluts.
Battymen.
Battymen.
by Pimpmachine December 26, 2004