Squozed

Past, Present, and Future tenses of squeeze.

I got squozed before, during, and after I am squeezing.

by Squozed Inc. March 9, 2020

Squozed

The past tense act of squeezing.

Can be used as Squozen as well.

Jules "Yummm, that some freshly squozed lemonade."
Monica "What the fuck is squozed, do you mean squeezed?"
Jules "It just sounds cooler, bitch."

by icecubebaby99baby September 3, 2007

squoze

the coolest way to show that the word squeezed is lame.

i squoze some fresh oranges and made a bunch of juice this morning!

by lwarnos October 21, 2008

squoze

Karl Pilkington's way of describing how Ricky Gervais squeezed his head

Karl Pilkington definiton of squoze 'He gets me head and puts one hand on the front of it and the other behind it and he just sort of swizzels it'

by Hardley Surton January 11, 2007

Squoze

Verb

The past tense of squeeze.

I done told her twice, but after 2 black eyes she left me no choice - I grabbed her by the neck and squoze the shit out of that mouthy bitch!

by AmatoryTeacher November 10, 2019

squoze

Pastense of squeeze.

Appeared in poems by E.J Brady (1869-1952). First appeared in his publishd works titled "The ways of many waters" in 1909.

From his text "I kissed her for her mother, I gev'er one, two, three, I squoze her for her brother"

Can be found at the university of Sydney library web-site

by John Roberts March 22, 2004

squoze

the wrong way to say squeeze for like past tense

"i squoze so hard i stopped ur heart from beating"

by gorgeous May 8, 2005