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Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.
Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?
squeef by Ramon B. Gariza July 27, 2008
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A bag of weed or some weed.
used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"
Squeef by Matthew Geiger July 2, 2005
"Yo man, you got any squeef??"
squeef by PenisFace July 21, 2003
a bag of shitty old man pot
"Which one you boys has the fat bag of squeef?"- The Buck god rest his soul
squeef by swifty8978 February 9, 2008
When she squirt and then she queef
“Aye bruh, Landon was telling me about this girl he hooked up with the other night. He made her squeef!”
Squeef by bigballs25 March 16, 2021
The moment at which a queef and a squirt are perfectly executed at the same time producing an amazing explosion of vaginal fluid.
Guy 1: You now what happened last night?
Guy 2: Dunno, how far did she you get?
Guy 1: She fucking squeefed everywhere, it took hours to clean up
Guy 2: Wow.
Guy 1: Tasted good though
Squeef by JonsonSmithson January 2, 2017
When someone queefs and squirts at the same time.
"Oh sorry! I just squeef'd all over you!"
Squeef by Viator February 8, 2015