Shwats

A long but thin dick opposite of a chode

My friend Jamey has a shwats

by Kill switch November 7, 2017

Shwat

A term of insult or endearment depending on ones friends. A shwat is a person who is annoying and bitchy. Combination of the words slut and twat.

"Hey shwat"
"God, Brenda is such a fucking shwat!"

by MrsShaffer October 22, 2014

shwat

a another name for a dick.

wow blaaaaaaaake has no shwat!

by blake 3456778 August 13, 2010

Shwat

to be sweet. used in comparison to a fuzzy and adorable tree dwelling creature.

That baby bunny is so very shwat.
That little glassesed man is shwat.

by Christine Nicole Rios June 28, 2007

Shwat

(verb) 1. The 7/11-type-of-Indian's word for what.
2. An expression used when you have been shocked by a female's wanting of sexual intercourse.

1. Eshan-I have no homework tonight.

Varun- Shwat da fuck I have a ton!
2. Camille-Hey, you wanna fuck?

Xavier-Shwat, we have a science test tomorrow

Camille-Ugh! You'll always be a virgin!

by Varuuuuuuuun Wadwanator September 9, 2011

Shwat Toddle

Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things

Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.

noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"

verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"

by Magnitization January 17, 2008

Shwat-toddle

1. v. the act of kicking someones balls back inside them thus making the remaining skin look like a hammster's empty cheeks.

2. n. a person who does unspeakable things to another person.

1.---
John- "Dude devin got shwat-toddled last night"
Matt- "Wow what twat waffle did that?"
John- "I dunno but he's gonna need reconstructice sergery after that one"
2."That shwat-toddle just teabaged the passed out drunk dude.."

by Magnitization November 6, 2007