Scroonch

(Surreal Memes) To scroonh someone is to compress their existance sphere to the point where they A) collapse in on themselves and form a black hole or B) so they transcend dimensional or reality planes thus changing their form and nature into something different.

You are sentenced to death by scroonching.

by Aust January 15, 2018

Scroonch up the Sides, Slop it On

The act of baking a pig on the barbeque. Also a term used by the crocodile hunter.

That pig, i'm gonna SCROONCH UP THE SIDES AND SLAP IT ON

by duh March 4, 2003

Scronch

That thing Jodie Whittaker does when she smiles.

See? That girl does the nose scronch too.

by ThirteeenthDoctoor January 8, 2019

Scronch

The way of saying kill in surreal meme language

Meme man: I will scronch you
Orang:AAAAA

by Nesquikkid September 7, 2019

scronch

To forcibly take

"That is a very nice 🅱epis you have. Would be a shame if an interdimentional fruit being were to scronch it"- Orang

by doragon88 May 30, 2018

Scoonch

A gang in Mount Pleasant, TX, where everyone has a special bond to their fellow scoonchers. Lead by Bradley, Tanner, Jordan, and Santos schoonchagins, this gang is a prominent figure in the local race community.

“Hey bro, you scoonching later? “
“Yeah totally! We gon Scoonch it up”

by ScoonchGang November 16, 2019

scronch

Jabbing someone between the rib cadge and their hip.
causing them to giggle and laugh.

"you just got scronched!"

by spagetti sauce December 13, 2017