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Redmond is someone who is always sarcastic. He can be very kind but also very mean. He loves hanging with friends and has a contagious personality. He is fun to be around and can always crack a joke. If you know a Redmond you are sure to have a friend.
"Dude Redmond came over the other day and we had the best time hanging out"
Redmond by Veronica Lodgee November 22, 2017
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n. A cool, place in Washington where everything is AMAZING. Dude, Microsoft was created here. People driving around in Mazeratis. Go Redmond!
Guy 1: Hey, Look, That girl is from Redmond!
Guy 2: How do you know?
Guy 1: She is AMAZING! And so is Redmond!
Redmond by Nat.... March 20, 2008
a cool, diverse town in Washington, home of Microsoft! Most students attend Redmond High School, which has a state-of-the-art Arts program and excellent sports teams-Go Stangs! We've got our share of misfits (druggies, emos, douchebags, etc.,) but most of them we ostracized to the plateau. There is plenty to do around here, nice parks, and an overall awesome community.
Redmond > Sammamish
Redmond by GoldandGreen March 30, 2011
A term used by computer enthusiasts to refer to Microsoft as the company originates from Redmond, Washington.
Take note Redmond, Linux can fit a whole OS in 80MB, not GB.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Redmond's going to release a product that doesn't suck."
Guy 2: Is it a vacuum cleaner?
redmond by collateral.damange April 2, 2011
Have you ever been to Redmond?
No, have you?
Yup.
LUCKY!!!
Redmond by DJ.T3K July 12, 2011
a akward looking juvinile who is a descrace to every thing he does. the redmond also has a nasty mess of a hair cut.
damn those redmonds agrivate me sometimes.
redmond by mexican cacti June 20, 2009
Stinky Ass

Someone who had a deficating ass stinch
Redmond by ftuckerbig October 25, 2008