Pulled a Nelson

To fail to get a hard-on (especially due to alcohol consumption).

"Lawrence has gone and pulled a Nelson again, that man is incorrigible!"

by Samuraicop February 25, 2021

Pull a nelson

To get clobbered by a car which you do not see as you run across the street.

guy one:Dude watch where your going, you almost pulled a nelson
guy two: Oh shit son I did almost pull a nelson

by Chris Sivertson February 10, 2008

Pull a Nelson

The act of being hit by a motor vehicle, or other moving objects.

Person one: "Did you see that guy, he almost hit me."
Person two: "Yeah, it's a good thing you didn't Pull a Nelson."

by James Kroger February 3, 2008

Pull a Nelson

Rather look across the street before running across just simply run across and hope for the best. Which will never end in the safety of the other side of the road, you will always be hit by the car and break your jaw and many other bones

One man's thought:Hmm instead of looking before crossing this street I'm just going to cross.
Outloud man1:IM GOIN ACROSS THE STREET DURING PEAK TRAFFIC HOURS!
*Man 1 is hit by a car*
Man 2:Dude, you just pulled a nelson. Good job dumbass.
*Man 2 turns to the Camera*
Man 2:Now kids be careful when crossing the street. You wouldnt want to pull a nelson.

by Lulzey McLulzster December 21, 2008

Pulling a Nelson

1.Telling your parents you are spending the night at a friends, while that friend tells their parents they are spending the night at yours. Hitting up every party and club in town.

2. Tricking your parents into hanging with friends. Ending up sleeping in your car or theirs.

Question: Hey dude want to pull a nelson?

Response: Sure! Already on it!

Question: Hey bro why did you get grounded?

Response: I was in the middle of "pulling a nelson" and my parents found out I wasn't really at Bobs.

by Gannzo December 30, 2013

pull a nelson

Pull a nelson means to overcome against the odds with a decisive win. It's a British figure of speech created from the actions of Admiral Nelson because of his victory at the Battle of Trafalgar. He was heavily outnumbered by French, Spanish and Portuguese Navy's and {prevailed}. This ended Napoleon's plans to invade England.

Wow, did you really pull a nelson, the way you kicked those three guys asses after they tried to jump you.

by littlebird 11 September 30, 2019

Pulled a Nelson

When you make plans with no intentions of actually showing up and the ghost those who the plans are with for at least two days.

The equivalent of the Karen that dishes on plans

Did your new coworker show up for the dinner? No they pulled a Nelson.

by Unapologeticam June 19, 2023