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The death of George Floyd means as much to non-protestors who didnt know him as it does to protestors who didnt know him, the difference is you dont hear about lootings/robberies, killings, arson, or other similar activities connected with non-protestors. What do the people screaming bullshit about change expect to happen to a cop when they're getting away with their own crimes too? It's the store owners and customers who end up fucked when the protestors are done not really doing shit, or making a new point, but all the stuff they were willing to pay for is gone, and everybody else is fucked, but some of the protestors are making money off what they got from the store.
When was the last time a protest calling for change actually changed the way cops did things? They wear cameras nowadays, and that hasn't stopped them from breaking the laws. What do protestors realistically expect to get accomplished, of those that really are trying to do more than clear out a stores merchandise or shoot at somebody because they haven't gotten to shoot at somebody without consequences before. Human weakness can sometimes spread like wildfire, what started as one weak person can become more weakness.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
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g20 protestors

A bunch of middle class brats who would rather cause havoc than do anything constructive to solve them. They hate Corporations and prefer a world of anarchy (although they all live in Mummy and Daddys mansions in Berkshire and Surrey and get driven around in Volvo's). They smash up stores and then get thair Lawyer parents to represent them when they get arrested. They also scream and yell at cops in groups, but once arrested cry like pussies because theyre scared.
Whats that smell? Its a flock of dreadlocked g20 protestors from Guildford!
by Wayne Kussoff April 2, 2009
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Professor Professorson

A person you make up to get out of a situation or add to a story to make it sound more realistic. Comes from Season 2 Episode 9 of Community, when Jeff Winger, (Played by Joel McHale), made up a fake professor to get a free community college credit. The person being made up usually ends up getting called out, and people realize that the guy who made him up is a huge liar.
Person 1: Dude, I was at this party and this chick Jessica totally walked up and started making out with me! You can ask my friend John if you don't believe me!

Person 2: I think this "John" is a total Professor Professorson.
by SnakeonPlane November 30, 2010
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The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James

The idea that you must fight corruption (and probably) toasters in any capacity you have, particularly when they occur in government. The calling card of those opposing the toaster revolution, a cause that some say isn't really about kitchen appliances but about hostile governments, evil walrii and vikings under Norway battling for world domination.
The evil walrii, said to already have subversively conquered most of North america, and if they wanted to, Mexico, are secretly infamous for installing fake robot governments and hiding the truth about Canada.
Violent uprisings widely and inaccurately publicized as "elections" or "world summits" demonstrate the public's growing concern at the threat the walrii pose to both humanity and the eyes (they are hideous).
It has been claimed that the protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James, is a real man, and the leader of the opposition to the toaster revolution, there is much debate on the issue and "what it all means".
Of those that believe he exists some say he is a gentleman and a scholar, others denounce him as merely being drunk.
No one knows where he was born, his age, or his favorite color. Even under torture this information would not be revealed by he or his "associates", or randomly selected members of the public. The mystery remains.
Man, idea or nonsense the name is central in the "toaster revolution" as a symbol against corruption, deceit and all things evil in government and kitchenware stores.
"The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James"
"ZZZZZ"
"Not again!"

"These toaster lover sure are lazy!"

"It's just too long!"

"What is?"

"The name. I mean the protester formerly known as SI- Dammit Frank!"

"ZZZ-What?!"

"Never mind let's just take over this joint."

"Right"

"OK. In the name of the for-"

"ZZZZZ"

"God dammit!"
by Not afraid of the truth September 9, 2011
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Evil Walrii Protests 2010

The Evil Walrii Protests taking place in a large city in what is known of as "Canada", were sparked by a widely (and inaccurately) publicized meeting of "world leaders" when it became known that these "leaders" are actually robots set up to do the bidding of the Evil Walrii.

Protesters are angered and frightened at the growing reign of the Evil Walrii which reside under what is known of as "Canada". Rumor has it the Evil Walrii intend to rise up and take over the world in earnest, showing the world their real (and hideous) faces. This would break the truce agreement the Evil Walrii made with the Vikings under Norway after their last war in 1675. They both had agreed to cease their fighting and retreated underground, though both groups have long been plotting a way to rise back up and defeat each other.

Some say it is the Former Sir. James that is behind the Evil Walrii Protests, and that he both revealed that the leaders were really robots, and organized the protests. Sightings of Gosling Army soldiers among the protesters seem to support this.

If the Evil Walrii do rise up and come to a war with the Vikings under Norway the human race will be annihilated or enslaved, depending on who wins, and either way the human reign would come to an end (though some argue it pretty much already has).
The Evil Walrii Protests 2010 are surprisingly tame considering how violent and riotous daily life is in "Canada".
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Hong Kong protesters

The Hong Kong protesters are one of the most righteous people in the world. Having had enough of the Hong Kong government's bullshit, they have decided to take to the streets, practically unarmed when compared to their opponent.

However, the Hong Kong government cannot tolerate them, and have pulled out the big guns, like tear gas, rubber bullets and water cannons.

During one battle, they have been trapped at the Polytechnic University, in Kowloon for many days. During which, there were several cases of police brutality, but they have not given up, with many other protests that happened even after this incident.
by Liberate Hong Kong May 14, 2020
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Hoe Protector

A.K.A: Hoetector

Some absolutely clueless soul that wrangles a hoe, slam pig, or cock tease into coming to a gathering and commits the atrocity of following her around constantly just to insure that she doesn't slam some other dude(s).

In order to be labeled a Hoe Protector you must fulfill the minimum requirements:

1.) The girl must be a documented hoe, either by previous personal knowledge or the fact that she has already open mouth kissed at least 4 dudes in the previous hour.

2.) There must be an inherent "creep" factor associated with the guy including, but not limited to; following or shadowing, constant staring, hover hands, forced seclusion, cock blocking, and bathroom guarding.

3.) (Hoe Protection to the 5th Degree only, see below) The guy constantly talks shit about the other dudes at the party in an attempt to make himself the number one draft pick for the hoe. (Seriously, who clipped your balls?)

Hoe Protection to the 5th Degree is a capital offense and if convicted in court, the defendant must admit his Hoe Protector status to both the offended parties and the hoe itself. If the defendant commits multiple counts of Hoe Protections over time, he can be labeled as a level 3 Hoe Protector and must notify all neighbors within a quarter mile radius of his level 3 status.
Mike: Whose that chick that Leo brought over? Is he slamming that?

Harry: Nothing special, shes just some pig fresh out of the pen. He wants to slam it, but hes too busy being a Hoe Protector to every dude that looks at her to win that battle.
by Chauncellor April 9, 2012
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