Kuzco's poison

When a writer uses excessively long sentence structure, hyperbole, and redundancy to acheive a word or page count.

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

by highlandblade November 24, 2014

Kuzco's poison

The poison, The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. That poison?

Yes! that poison. (Referring to Kuzco's poison)

by TrasheAshe September 27, 2019

God's Poison

The description given to real coffee made fresh to your liking.

I'm going to have a cup of God's Poison otherwise known as a cappuccino.

by pixelpete5 October 20, 2011

Poor man's poison

a awesome band who made popular tiktok audios such as "HEY YOU FEED THE MACHINE BRING EM ALL BACK DOWN TO THEIR KNEES" "I AM THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF GOD I SM THE DEVIL YOU FOR GOT"

Poor Man's Poison (PMP) is an indy Americana, folk, bluegrass, rock band based out of Hanford California. The band consists of Ryan Hakker - Guitar, Mike Jacobs - Guitar, Tommy McCarthy - Mandolin, and Dustin Medeiros - Upright Bass, Banjo, Harmonica.

by idontevenknowanymore1 August 1, 2022

The Devil's Poison

An illness that usually lasts for 6-12 hours in which the victim uncontrollably farts, emitting a stench unbearable to everyone in the general area including the victim himself. Symptoms often include nausea, sore anus, diarrhea in the later stages, and irritability. Most farting is an enjoyable hobby but the Devil's poison is a sick curse you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.

Morty: Dude what the hell man...it's funny when you let out normal farts but this just stinks.

Wausau Guy: There's nothing I can do about it man, I've got the devil's poison.

by Darryl Hardy July 22, 2014

what's your poison

What do you want to drink.

Bartender asks a patron, "What's your Poison?"

by DD March 29, 2004

what's your poison

1. A query as to one's preference, specifically in regards to consummable goods
2. a query as to one's preference in alcoholic beverage or drugs
3. a question of one's preference in women

1. Alfred: What's your poison?
Rudyard: Give me a slice of pepperoni, beyotch!

2. Alfred: What's your poison?
Rudyard: Give me some mother fuckin' crack!

3. Alfred: What's your posion?
Rudyard: I likes me the big-titty bitches yo!
Alfred: Word!

by puma_blues March 29, 2004