that's the way the pickle squirts

An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.

"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."

by Erika June 1, 2004

That's the way the pickle squirts

The angle of the trajectory of pickle fluids when a is squished.

The pickle squirted at 38.256° above the horizontal.

by DragonlordALS May 28, 2004

that's the way the pickle squirts

The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.

Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!

by courtney May 28, 2004

that's the way the pickle squirts

The direction in which i man's penis ejaculates.

The pickle squirted that way.

by Andrew May 31, 2004

Pinkle Stink

When you twist your dick around in a woman like a helicopter and proceed to spray pink silly string all over the room.

Yea me and my girl were doing the pinkle stink when her mom walked in.

by TheRealNite December 22, 2021

PICKLE/S!!!

1. A penis
2. The vegetable
3. AWESOME SAUCE
4. A boner

1. omg you seen the size of that guys PICKLE/S!!!
2. I like PICKLE/S!!!
3. OMG THAT IS TOTALLY PICKLE/S!!!
4. ERRMMM wat ya got there omg you've totally got a PICKLE/S!!! over me

by IAmPrettyDamnAwesome July 20, 2015

cazza gazza's pickle mix

A name for a collection of pickles such as beetroot, selected carefully by cazza gazza to be the most crack-a-lackin' chongalicious pickle mix there ever was.
Good to eat in bed.

1. "Hey dude I'm hungry"
"Same wanna grab some cazza gazza's pickle mix?"
"Sure thang"
2. "Bitch go get me some mofukkin cazza gazza stylee pickle mix! CHUCH."

by ingotingaling. January 7, 2011