perkin

drunk to the point of rowdiness.

bitch I will break your nose-and I'm perkin!

by BigBossMike May 12, 2004

Perkin

The condidion of being drunk on alcohol

Thizzin is high, and perkin is drunk.

by Beans-n-Fixins August 4, 2007

Perkin

holdin bac, not doing anything wit the oppisite sex

damn dat female be Perkin

by Amber May 13, 2005

perkin

ta be shy;afraid ta tlk to da opposite dat u mite lik n wanna chill wid

This boii wanna go wid u but he jus perkin ta tlk ta ya.

by Babii Ghetto October 2, 2006

Perkin

A black tall kid with glasses and wears air forces daily and is gay and likes a guy name damisi

perkin-Is gay

by djkrfuthfndfg April 30, 2021

perkin

perkin is very bad

haha im a perking im gonna fake a duf
duf kil perkin

by mm uime drifted June 29, 2021

perkin

A perkin is a modern person, likely born in 1987 or later, who campaigns against or complains about most founding principles and mechanisms supporting Western society. A perkin is the exact opposite of a hard working blue collar worker employed in a traditional industry such as a power plant or construction. A perkin might commonly work in jobs that most people born before 1987 don't even know exist. Additionally, a perkin will campaign against mostly everything and fight, vociferously, for the rights of every single minority on the planet, even to the detraction of themselves and their own culture. Extreme perkins will go as far as attempting to claim they are from a minority culture that they are not in fact from nor, in fact, have no connection to.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.

I was driving on Wilshire and two perkins cut me up on their goddam e-bikes!

We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.

I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!

by BlueCollar69 June 4, 2023