Pele'

Kicking a man's hand while he is masturbating without hitting his balls or penis in order to increase his pleasure.

- This guy I met at the adult bookstore and I were jerking off together, but he was taking too long to finish. So I gave him a Pele' and he hit the goal.

- I once tried giving my boyfriend a Pele', but I missed, and now he's got one less testicle.

by Frankly Abbottz September 8, 2010

pele

The greatest footballer ever. True gift for the Brazillians and football world. Much better than maradona the fuckhead.

Pele is SUPERB!

by rocky December 7, 2003

Pele

the greatest soccer player ever to grace the game.

muhammed ali actually went to one of pele's games. after the game, ali said to his assistant, "now i understand, he is greater than i". yes, muhammed ali said that.

by azn stunna November 21, 2006

Pelé

Best Soccer Player of All Times

Best of The Best of The Best

Pelé is 10000x better then crap Maradona.

by GutoGuedes December 28, 2005

pélé

The best soccer player ever.

And the good news is, Pélé never headbutts people.

by Zidane is a fucktard September 10, 2006

Pele

The Volcano Mother-Goddess of Hawaii. Often known as passionate and wrathful, the Hawaiians were terrified of her for her creative and destructive power.

Pele created these islands. Don't take any rocks or she will be angry!

by RoseMarie Bell September 9, 2011

Pelé

Verb used when someone shithouses their way through something, similar to former Brazilian footballer Pelé who is a renowned shithouse.

“Crikey, I’ve really Pelé’d some likes on this tweet!”

by DazzaBrownsword April 24, 2019