Paddy Caking

Actively engaging in activities that are either extremely boring, or unimportant.

Person 1: "How come you weren’t at the kegger last night bro?"
Person 2: "I was Paddy Caking with my girlfriend. She made me go see the Time Traveler’s Wife"

by Robert Coon October 27, 2009

Paddy Caking

Paddy Caking is when you're doing a girl doggy style, and while your still inside her, you start playing Paddy Cake on her ass.

My girlfriend slapped me across the face after I started Paddy Caking her.

by Paddy McCake October 28, 2010

Paddy Cake

When an Irish person inserts eggs flour sugar and cake mix into a girls vag then mixing only using ones penis. Then after wisking the male places his "special milk" in the girls vaginas be forming eating the girlout

I tried making paddy cakes with my gf last night

by Just-Pads July 4, 2016

Paddy Cake

When two men are engaging in anal sex and one man pulls out his poop covered penis and beats the other in the face with it until there are little poop cakes all over said face.

For a truly authentic "paddy" cake, one of the participants must have been born in Ireland, or the act must be performed on St. Paddy's Day.

Chris and Danny smell like shit because they were up all night playing paddy cake.

by cbass14 May 19, 2011

Paddy cake

Means being tongue deep inside your girls vagina.

The best way to ring in the new year is playing paddy cake with my bitch.

by slowmotionfeel December 31, 2018

Paddy Cake

When an Irish person inserts eggs flour sugar and cake mix into a girls vag then mixing only using ones penis. Then after wisking the male places his "special milk" in the girls vaginas be forming eating the girlout

I tried making paddy cakes with my gf last night

by Just-Pads July 4, 2016

pocket paddy-cake

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.

Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016