a mythical creature hailing from southern ontario, highly rare and coveted with only one member of the species in existence
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when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives
James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"
Bob: "will a five work?"
James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."
Bob: "will a five work?"
James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."
by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013
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We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.
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1. Used to describe famous Arabic persons
2. Used to describe something of high value
3. Renown
4. Illustrious
5. Esteemed
7. Flamboyant
6. Used to describe someone resembling a mystical apparition. A lore to most people, this fable called "Moh Money" has been known to frequent many "Poppin" locations such as; famous dance clubs and bars. They usually sport highly expensive designer wear such as Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Hugo Boss, and Giorgio Armani. His native tongue is a cross between inner city dialects, also known as "Ebonics," and hip and fresh lingo used by many Sorority girls.
For example: "That's Gucci" and "that shits popped nigga."
He also tends to frequent mirrors in order to groom one self and flex. Many Sociologist and anthropologist are perplexed by this bizarre behavior. However Functionalists believe that the behavior is the outcome of natural selection and the drive to spread ones seed.
Moh Money has also been reported to have created a secret society known as "the Crew," the estimated membership is 4, however many conspiracy theorist believe the number to be much higher. Moh Money has also been know to fabricate alcoholic beverages out of nothing defying the conservation of matter. Although their are some skeptics, many leading theoretical physicist like Michio Kaku and Steven Hawkins believe this to be true.
See also:
Exclusive Money
Mohammalah Moolah
Prominent Figure
Celebrated Figure
Cheetah Print
1. Used to describe famous Arabic persons
2. Used to describe something of high value
3. Renown
4. Illustrious
5. Esteemed
7. Flamboyant
6. Used to describe someone resembling a mystical apparition. A lore to most people, this fable called "Moh Money" has been known to frequent many "Poppin" locations such as; famous dance clubs and bars. They usually sport highly expensive designer wear such as Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Hugo Boss, and Giorgio Armani. His native tongue is a cross between inner city dialects, also known as "Ebonics," and hip and fresh lingo used by many Sorority girls.
For example: "That's Gucci" and "that shits popped nigga."
He also tends to frequent mirrors in order to groom one self and flex. Many Sociologist and anthropologist are perplexed by this bizarre behavior. However Functionalists believe that the behavior is the outcome of natural selection and the drive to spread ones seed.
Moh Money has also been reported to have created a secret society known as "the Crew," the estimated membership is 4, however many conspiracy theorist believe the number to be much higher. Moh Money has also been know to fabricate alcoholic beverages out of nothing defying the conservation of matter. Although their are some skeptics, many leading theoretical physicist like Michio Kaku and Steven Hawkins believe this to be true.
See also:
Exclusive Money
Mohammalah Moolah
Prominent Figure
Celebrated Figure
Cheetah Print
Friend 1: Hey Moh Money, did you want to come over and chill with your boys tonight?
MohMoney: Is that shit popping?
Friend 1: Ummm I don't know, its just the Crew, we are just chilling and drinking beer.
MohMoney: Is their girls?
Friend 1: Just come ya sober fuck!
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MohMoney's Text: Call me right now. 9:55 AM
MohMoney's friend: Receives text instantly at 9:55 AM and calls him at 9:56 AM, doesn't pick up.
MohMoney: Is that shit popping?
Friend 1: Ummm I don't know, its just the Crew, we are just chilling and drinking beer.
MohMoney: Is their girls?
Friend 1: Just come ya sober fuck!
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MohMoney's Text: Call me right now. 9:55 AM
MohMoney's friend: Receives text instantly at 9:55 AM and calls him at 9:56 AM, doesn't pick up.
by SeanShizzleJr September 25, 2013
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John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.
by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014
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"My roommate studied abroad and now she thinks her slight momonty is so cool."
"My cousin lived in England for a year and now I notice that she has a momonty when saying certain phrases. "
"My cousin lived in England for a year and now I notice that she has a momonty when saying certain phrases. "
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