Moed

To be drunk.
So drunk you make poor decisions.

I went to the brew house last night and I was moed. So moed, I hooked up with Wagner.

by botox January 20, 2005

moed

being harassed or hard-pressed

Today Jessica moed me because I took her chapstick.

My teacher moed me because I did not bring my book to class.

by 882003 March 19, 2019

Moed

Another way to say cool as fuck or hot as fuck

“Damn that bag is so moed”
“That shirt is moed af”
“Damn her ass is moed”

by Caitlyn Gillespie April 28, 2023

Moed Down

To be run over my a homosexual dressed as a woman, riding a motor scooter.

Dude, I just got moed down by that she-man.

by KyleJT August 15, 2007

pre-moed

A shortened way of describing the act of premature ejaculation

"Damn i cant believe Wayne Pre-moed in your face"

by Alan Greene December 15, 2008

getting moed

having your livelihood taken from you, being had, "taken to the cleaners", also includes and not limited to taking someones spouse while they lay on their deathbed, assuming control over businesses that don't belong to you or have no reason for you to be involved in, terminating every employee in said business to erase the memory of the previous owner, having allusions that what you are partaking in is what the deceased wanted, being completely unfaithful to the newly stolen spouse every chance the situation presents itself, also including and not limited to being in denial about having a drug addiction to prescribed pain pills

Did you hear BAW is getting Moed, terrible just terrible, I give the business 10 years and it will be completely destroyed, and the name whored out and pissed on

by Johnny Black666 March 6, 2010

pre-moed

A shortened way of describing the act of premature ejaculation. Often happening to teenagers or people who play W.O.W

I cant believe Wayne Pre-moed on his hot date last night, unlucky!

by Alan Greene December 15, 2008