Merxci

In his high school year book, the schools most popular couple show a picture of him & his beard.
Victoria, told him her "secret".
He doesn't know whats so special about "girls gone wild" Girls always act that way around him.
He gave Lance Armstrong one of my testicles. He grew it back.
He can whistle in 5 different languages ... including sign language.
He once threw a rock into the ocean, till this day, its still skipping.
Often, the sun watches him rise in the morning.
Even Non-Automatic Doors slide open at his approach.
Viagra is made from his DNA.
His tears can cure cancer ... too bad he has never cried.
His tears can cure cancer ... too bad he has never cried.
If you have $5 and he has 5$, he has more money than you.
He knows, who let the dogs out.
In grade school his teachers raised their hands to ask him questions.
Went bowling last night and got a perfect score. He bowls overhand.
If he were 5 minutes late, he’d still be on time.
He tells his milk when to expire.

"Did Merxci Sign that!!??"
"Yes, It's the only art i need on my walls."

by Don't need one. December 23, 2011

the merciless sun god

The merciless sun god who stares down upon civilians with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze. Just as humans act around apes so does the sun god act around mortals. His expressionless features convey a great understanding that our mortal minds cannot even hope to understand. It is said that if you gaze into the yawning abyss that is his eyes for long enough you may just return with an inkling if his vast knowledge and power. Is his presence a gift or some sort of weird lay line connection to an alternative universe?

Friend 1- “oh I’m Christian, what religion are you”.
Me-“I follow the path of the Merciless Sun God”

by Cringemeat123 October 14, 2019

Mexcited

when someone becomes overwhelmingly excited about mexicans.

Hey Francine, did you know they opening up the borders?! I'm so mexcited!

by Bshea992 October 30, 2007

Mercie

Mercie is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. She’s been through it all, but you’d never know. Her smile lights up the room, she’s always happy. She fights her battles in private, and that’s why she’s so strong. She’s an amazing listener, and loves even her enemy’s. She is the greatest example of patience and speaks life to everyone she meets. She’s the funnest person to be around, definitely the life of the party. Has questionable taste in guys but truly deserves the world. She’s the type of person to ask if you want something from starbucks, and get you something anyways even when you say no. If you ever meet a Mercie, never let her go.

Mercie is so sweet!
I love Mercie!

by doesitmatterlol April 16, 2020

eco-mercial

Any commercial having an eco message.

A commercial where product is advertised along with images of beautiful Earth landscapes. (Includes: music, pristine inland lakes, anything green)
Often with contradictory messages.
i.e. large SUV eco-mercial

by BrendanBien May 12, 2008

Merci Pour Le Venin

In French it translates to English as Thank You For The Venom

On the inside cover of MCR's first CD, it says Merci Pour Le Venin

by jacob younker June 6, 2007

Carl Mercier Paquette

Professionnal DJ from the 819 AREA.

He was the first to come up with Dubstep in the province of Quebec. He pushed the dubstep movement in the small town of Sherbrooke, until it became the internationnaly renowned dubstep town. (in Canada)

Carl a.k.a Kirkland Cee is an adept at blending the colorful styles like Skrillex and the robotic sounds like Excision.

Guy A : Have you ever listened to Carl Mercier Paquette?
Guy B : Yes I did, but his stage name is Kirkland Cee!
Guy A : True that, I forgot!!

by DubstepAmateur100 December 30, 2011