Merriott

A place where people go to wank. (Masturbate)

BOY1: I'm going to Merriott!
Boy2: Why?
Boy1: Cause I'm frisky.

by Merroitt March 7, 2011

Colin Merriott

A greasy slug who masturbates often and plays fortnut

Colin Merriott diddled the kid.

by Bimbo brown November 7, 2019

James Marriott

A very handsome clout god

Did you see that hot piece of ass, james marriott

by God amongst shrimpkind January 5, 2019

James Marriott

Thicc papi

Did you see that thicc papi James Marriott?

by iamnotokyeet April 10, 2019

James Marriott

A very tall man who is a Tory. He is reportedly known to spit on the poor and detest the homeless. He is trilingual and mentions this approximately 17 times a minute.

He also has a very fucking sexy accent.

"Hey look, there's James Marriott!"
"Haha Tory"
"This joke is getting old."
"Yeah."
"Sorry James."
"Agreed."

by respectalgebra September 6, 2020

Merritt's Law

An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.

Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.

You started using memes instead of words so, according to Merritt's Law, you lost!

by publicdefender November 17, 2016

James Marriott

Keeps leaving me on read, James if you’re reading this please reply. I’m very upset. First you insult me on twitter then you do this JAMES WHAT THE HELL

Me: hello James
James Marriott:

by Wagawagapacman May 17, 2020