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Matavan

A very handsome and smart guy, who knows how to talk the talk and walk the walk. Watch out for his wit and quick thinking. Business acumen is strong in this one. A man with many ladies at his beck and call.
When a Matavan walks into a room, a gasp can be heard.
by Albert McPhearson November 22, 2021
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matawan ceiling hobos

These people have been here long before all the normies they were responsible for the creation of matawan and the matawan Aberdeen middle school all u matawan needs should thank them because they are responsible for the shitty state yall live in
Danm bro I threw a whole band worth of money at the matawan Aberdeen middle school ceiling thanking the matawan ceiling hobos (that everyone knows lives up there)
by I know sll December 21, 2021
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matawan

Place in central New Jersey that has residents of various types (whites, italians, blacks, puertoricans, jews, asians,and many illegal mexicans. Some people claim its a boring town, but theres actually some places to hang out. The school system is whatever you make it out to be, but overall it sucks. Matawan Regional High School (MRHS) prides itself on its superior sports teams. The town is a breeding place for upcoming skaters, football players, and baseball players.
1st Dude: Matawan sucks. theres nothing to do!
2nd Dude: You dumbass, you probably never leave the house and do anything. Matawan has things to offer, skating sites, bball courts, and strathmore! How about being thankful for what your town has, you ass?!
by t-hawkskaterofnj December 10, 2006
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matatan

Someone who has is of respect and everyone looks up to as being the man. Un tipo que se la sabe todo en la calle, pero seguramente no paso del noveno grado.
"Diablo loko, javier taba rapando con xiomara, y la mama lo agarro. Cuando ese tipo vio a la mama se volo del segundo piso y no se rompio ni un hueso"....."ese si e un MATATAN"
by bksgre8st March 31, 2005
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Matalan Melt

A regular melt that wears attire from the budget shop Matalan
No you don't you bellend special branch Matalan Melt cunt
by Sameface Danny May 6, 2017
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Matalan

A huge store that sells cack clothes and minor furniture for brilliant prices. People often deny shopping in Matalan, though members of Goldie Lookin Chain promote it.

See also Matalan Crew
"Haha! you got that from Matalan!"
"No i never"
"Yeah you did the labels hangin out!"
by Drinkup July 19, 2005
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Matatan

Ga Dang, Paul is a matatan!
by thematatan November 30, 2022
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