Lightning Bolts

Lightning bolts are stretch marks from when a bitch has had a baby, and the stretch marks resemble lightning bolts.

That bitch told me she didn't have no kids, but when l got her pants off she had lightning bolts.

by the $cuN>| December 9, 2008

lightning bolts of lightning

Part of a phrase that Fayt Leingod from Star Ocean: Till the End of Time sometimes says when he uses the attack "Lightning Blade" which infuses his sword with the power of lightning temporarily.

Fayt: "Lightning bolts of lightning, grant me the power to strike down evil!!!"

by Khrene Cleaver December 13, 2008

Lightning Bolt

A Ping Pong ball thrown by a fat kid during a woodland LARP tournament.

"Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!"

by insertname April 27, 2007

Lightning Bolt

Probably the loudest band of the past ten years, and easily the "fullest" sounding duo of modern music. Psychotically fast and agressive while managing not to come across as particularly angry, evil, or any of the other stereotypes attributed to bands involved in the punk or metal scenes.

The Brians are playing tonight!

What?

Lightning Bolt, man!

What?

Oh, you can't hear anymore. You must have been to one of their shows.

by Johngoloid October 7, 2009

Lightning Bolt

An esperimental bass and drums duo formed in Rhode Island. The vocals are screamed into a jury-rigged phone receiver and are incomprehensible. The band preforms in the center of the crowd rather than on a stage.

Lightning Bolt drill their instruments into the ground every concert they play

by chrispyB May 4, 2006

Dirty Lightning Bolt

Dirty Lightning Bolt n At the climax of a blow job pull out to politely "turn away". Yell "Avada Kedavra" as you hit her right above the eye with the magical load.

I was so inspired by HP 7.5 I went home and gave Sarah a Dirty Lightning Bolt.

by Clunky_ChemE July 21, 2011

Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt

The four coolest words ever.
As said by Billy, from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Person one: What should I name my cd?
Person two: Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt, dude.
Person one: Why?
Person two: IT'S THE FOUR COOLEST WORDS IN EXISTANCE.

by BillynMAndy August 29, 2009