Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

lifetime shower

When a person, cries while huddled in the bottom of a shower with steaming hot water. Usually following some trauma. The person may utter they "can't get clean" and make futile attemps to remove soiling that doesn't actually exist. Featured in 98% of movies on the Lifetime Network involving a rape or abuse scene.

That girl I banged was so ugly I had to take a lifetime shower afterwards.

by DarkmanDaLegend July 20, 2014

Lifetime Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl over your life.

More difficult versions of these are the Scandinavian Triple and the Golden Scandinavian triple.

A Scandinavian triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities on successive nights.

A Golden Scandinavian Triple is achieved on having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.

I finally managed to complete my Lifetime Scandinavian Triple.

Well, finally, at least u managed it before Djokovic got his career Grand Slam.

by Atooooool March 30, 2016

Lifetime Shotgun

Ryan Mayle has shotgun in any car for the rest of his life.

You can’t sit in the front seat because Ryan has Lifetime Shotgun.

by NightHawk77 December 5, 2018

Lifetime student

People who refuse grow up. Often in school 20 plus years after high school. while not working, and living off a relative or family members generosity. Usually they have extremely lofty goals such as doctor, engineers, or anything very prestigious sounding. This is a result of wanting to be in a fantasy world, without dealing of the actual pressures of the real world. Often these people can be found at community colleges, but not exclusively. Really a sad thing to be honest. Often these people claim to be geniuses, who sometimes were cheated out of there opportunities along the way. When offered a chance to rectify this such as a prestigious internship, they are often met with many reasons, or personal problems, they cannot accept, but will accept next semester or next year, if possible. Also known to spend a lot of time browsing the internet in private.

Nicolas was a lifetime student. He got his BA and had an additional 120 post baccalaureate credits. His stated goal was to be a chiropractor but at 55 years old, and deep in student loan debt, this was not a true goal. Rather something of a fantasy, while also telling family members and such that he was going to be a “Doctor” while spending most of his time watching tv and fapping

by Lifetime student November 19, 2018

Lifetime sinecure

Pretty self explanatory. What the us house of representatives was never designed to become, but has become anyways.

Drain the swamp. The us house of representatives can no longer continue being a lifetime sinecure for its members.

by Uncle Dimma June 24, 2023

Lifetime of Silence, Behind the Green Door

This is a military patch originating from the 504th flight test squadron, operating out of Groom Dry Lake, and Los Alamos AFB. Most of these projects are classified, and bearers of this patch are prohibited from discussing their occupation, hence, "A Lifetime of Silence". In a 1930's novel and a 1980's pornographic film, they both have green doors that a character cannot gain access to. In addition, the military, and most banks, use green vaults. So, the Green Door could be referencing that there are secrets that the public dosen't have access too. The true meaning of this patch is currently classified, and most likely will not be declassified in our lifetimes.

A lifetime of silence, behind the green door is the motto of the 504th Flight Test Squadron...

by AFC. Stanoff October 22, 2012