Lauer

An unorthodox method of discharging the contents of a condiment bottle. This approach starts with a period of furiously thrusting the bottle up and down and then quickly slamming it on a table. This results in some of the condiment spewing out of the bottle, and hopefully onto the target. This technique is considered obscene by most standards, and is sometimes hard to control.

The desperate man had to lauer the bottle to get some ketchup onto his hamburger.

by copwhp April 22, 2010

Lauer

A really hot girl that can have sex. Guys usually call her "LAUER POWER" in bed. She can get shit done.

Damn that Lauer really got me going.

by Bogus reasons January 16, 2009

Lauer

A scurrilous person, prone to wearing only plaid clothing.

As his home town team lost in the final moments of the play-off game, the lauer snarled out such obscenities as to cause the entire crowd to turn red with embarrassment.

by copwhp March 25, 2010

lauer

A very short and stubby screw driver.

I tried to use the lauer to screw the cover back onto the system console because it was up against the wall.

by pldbmbr March 30, 2010

Lauer

A overweight white male, with small genitalia, that always has on stinky and smelly Hoodies

Man look at that Lauer over there!

by TruthBeTold789 August 6, 2022

lauer button

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.

Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.

by picc285 September 16, 2019

matt lauer

The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay

Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.

by cbhudsbchjsdbcdsbhcbdskj November 8, 2013