Jefficient

Being 100% efficient with a 100% accuracy. Only a person named Jeff can be Jefficient.

Man look at Jeff work. He is definitely Jefficient.

by JaxDuuuval April 15, 2019

be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet

A professional sniper's standards

Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Tf2 Sniper

by Barrett M82 September 5, 2022

Efficient

Extremely hard working, always functioning at the highest of standards, and finding the best possible solution. Other wise known as a Miriam.

"Oh my god, how did she get all of this DONE?!"
"She's efficient...Duh."

Example 2:
"No no, it takes 30 minutes to get to Whole Foods. There is no possible way for you to get there in twenty minutes."

"Bam! there in ten. "

by Sisternumberthree May 7, 2010

energy efficient

Marketing speak for "doesn't work worth a fuck". Only saves any appreciable energy by the placement of the "energy efficient" sticker, which discourages anyone from using it.

That "energy efficient" automatic door takes about five minutes to open, so everyone not in a wheelchair has learned to just open the door the old-fashioned way. Guess it really does save energy! What a piece of shit.

by GeneralSeptem November 30, 2013

efficientize

to make something better, to make it more efficient

wow found out a way to efficientize a windows machine (lol oxymoron)...

by Alexander Miles September 19, 2008

Efficient Butter

The term used when somebody efficiently orders an item or food product, sometimes used when somebody performs another action efficiently however this is wrong.

Jim: Hey wanna order some chinese

Fred: Already done, i read your mind

Jim: You are the definition of efficient butter

Fred: Haha, cheers mate

by Madman248 July 14, 2011

jefficiency

A jankety version of efficiency where a person thinks that the way they do things is efficient, but in truth, is actually ineffective to a point of incompetency.

Their jefficiency is slowing us down. I can't believe they actually do it that way. It's like saving an email to your desktop for future use that has a link in it. Then opening the email, clicking the link, and closing the email every time you need it rather than just creating a shortcut.

by carasone November 15, 2015