Jan's Law

A postulate coined by a man named Jan, which states that "If all men are perverted, then all women must be sluttish."

Woman: "What a pervert. Just like every other man."

Man: "So I guess your admitting that you're a slut then."
Woman: "Why?"
Man: "According to Jan's Law, if all men are perverted, then al women must be sluttish."

by +*+*+ April 9, 2010

Jan's disease

A disease which is carried by John Becker or its offspring produced. Common symptoms are sporadic gayness, finding new friends to see, and other gay stuf, usually breaks all the rules of the bro code

Damn John really has Jan's disease. That hits contagious

by Pimpdaddy696967 September 2, 2013

Jan 21 s t

I want today to be national ankle day so it is .

Michael:"send ankle pics please it's Jan 21 s t"
GF(good friend):"no"

by MichaelTheEmo January 20, 2020

Jamaica Jan Sun Princess

In season 3, episode 12 of The Office, which is titled 'Back From Vacation,' Michael has an inappropriate photo of his boss, Jan Levinson. He accidentally sends the photo to Darryl and it becomes viral around the office. The name of the jpeg file was, 'Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.' If your friends name starts with a J, its also looked upon as clever to replace 'Jan' with their name.

Michael Scott: I have a special assignment for you.
Dwight Schrute: Who's the target?
Michael Scott: A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.
Dwight Schrute: What's it of?
Michael Scott: Not important.
Dwight Schrute: Unless you're willing to tell me everything I cannot accept this assignment.
Michael Scott: Forget it-
Dwight Schrute: Ok, I accept it.

by L'Urbondictionaire August 15, 2012

Jan Spears

1) an evil, conniving bitch
2) a giant slut

Shannon is such a Jan Spears!!

by Belle Black October 9, 2004

Jan Sport

Jan Sport is an amazing beautiful American drag queen who was robbed in the Madonna Rusical challenge of Rupaul’s Drag Race. Jan is the most beautiful Amazing and kind person to ever exist and anybody who says different can go choke. If Jan ever dies I will be jumping off of a bridge. Jan I love you

I love Jan sport so much I want to be her best friend

by all my my friends are dyslexic June 16, 2020

jan sandwich

The act of two people having sex with sean's mom.

Beau and Erik high fived while sharing a jan sandwich.

by etrain May 31, 2004